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Well, thank you for letting me in. I know your wife probably wouldn't be happy with me being here right now, so I appreciate that.

But, um, I don't know, I just happened to peek over the fence and I saw you have this really awesome pool.

And I love swimming and it's like really hot outside right now.

So, I was wondering if maybe I could use it every once in a while.

I can come when your wife isn't here so she won't get mad and she'll never know about it.