Uzmi moj kurac, droljo!

Hi, I'm from the internship office. Your maid told me to come up here.

Well, come on in. My secretary told me you'd be coming over.

Yeah, Liz, I apologize about the way I'm dressed, but I was at the park playing some basketball and I got this cell phone call and they told me to come over right away.

Yes, I did review your resume.

I have to tell you honestly, I wasn't very impressed.